Railroad Baron

Advice to parents: if you're about to get started with Thomas & Friends, buy into the "Take-Along" diecast universe, like Target sells. The wooden sets'll kill you.

Not pictured:
Toby $9.99
Trevor $12.99
Mavis $10.99

Length: 1:11

[Creative liberties taken.]
[Music: "Cranky Beats", created in GarageBand, with apologies to Alec Baldwin]

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